As if we don’t have enough to worry about guys, apparently now we have to watch out for shaving cream–it’s out to get your sperm! According to a story in today’s National Post, science says there’s evidence that chemicals in shaving creams called phthalates can reduce a guy’s sperm count. So if you are a clean shaven dude, you could have trouble reproducing!!
Jeez, maybe those hipsters with the bushy beards are onto something. Guys, we gotta stop shaving, otherwise the world will eventually be populated only with hipsters, lumberjacks and department store Santas…on the good side it’ll give one less thing to do in the morning.